a workshop of self-hosted tools
cloud + networking engineer by day, tool builder by night. everything here runs on my own box.
status: perpetually 90% done
hop 02 · the directory
/tools
self-hosted, single-purpose, no login, no tracking.
hop 03 · the operator
/whoami
by day I run cloud infrastructure and the networks underneath it. success in that line of work means nobody notices anything happened.
by night I build small tools for problems I keep having, and host them here, on a box I administer myself.
everything ships at 90%.
hop 04 · status feed
/syslog
2026-06-12 08:00Z [INFO] site rebuilt. the old page is in the archive, with honors.
2026-06-08 22:14Z [INFO] SaleDaku is live at saledaku.guugle.tech. go save some money.
2026-06-05 21:15Z [WARN] coffee reserves low. throughput degraded.
2026-06-01 19:02Z [INFO] three more ideas in the queue. two still need names.
hop 05 · the list
/subscribe
one email per shipped tool. no flooding, no essays.